Things I like to call my body:

* Meat Mech

* Meat Suit

* Meat Puppet

* Flesh Prison

* My Temple (When I say this, I imagine an abandoned-looking temple {surrounded by a dark forest of creepy, leafless trees}, arcane symbols painted on it in pig's blood, where cultists come to sacrifice to an ancient and powerful chaos goddess.)

* Flesh Lantern (the light ( Read more... )

So I just got the sudden inspiration to write the following ( Read more... )

Well, we had a bit of an adventure yesterday. I woke up to Amy shrieking in terror. Came out to see what was the matter, and the water was running blue. And smelled like borax. Amy had drunk some of the clear water just prior to this, and so she's been worried all day that she was poisoned. We spent several hours calling all kinds of places to find ( Read more... )

I had a creepy dream last night. It was one of those ones that was creepy but entertaining, and so not really scary; probably because a part of me knew the whole time I was dreaming ( Read more... )

So last night I was thinking about toilets, and wondered what kind of toilets the people of Traipah would use. I thought about it, and decided that they would poop in a more healthy way than us in the West. I don't know how many of you know this, but pooping sitting down is REALLY unhealthy. It takes more effort and it damages the anus and ( Read more... )

I had perhaps my weirdest dream ever last night. There I was, having a perfectly normal (for me) dream wherein I was flying in some kind of large airplane with huge glass plate window, looking out at the clouds. I was also opening and closing doors for some reason. Then, there was something about the plane being a submarine at the same time. That's ( Read more... )

(Written Saturday ( Read more... )

I have a tendency to cuss in nonsense, foreign words, or words in languages I’ve made up. Some of the words I say when cussing, I have even adopted as words in my constructed languages ( Read more... )

A few days ago, I was out and about and very very hungry. I went to Grocery Outlet and looked around a while, then bought a smallish bag of Lunchables brand chicken nuggets, honey BBQ flavor. I tried one, and it was the most vile thing I'd ever tasted. But I forced a little less than half of the things down my throat, because my stomach was ( Read more... )

The library wifi wasn't working for me yesterday, and I have no idea why, since it was working fine for other people. I tried restarting, that didn't help. Tried moving, that didn't help. I finally had to use a different wifi network, coming from some other business ( Read more... )